Now this just goes to show how your life experience may NOT prepare you for your future actions. This numbskull grew up in California, and lived most of his life in the sunny south. Got into an internet chat with a babe in Quebec. Trouble is, he is a convict, and we won't let him in. So, he snuck across the border. Not just ANY border, but the North Dakota, Manitoba border. In February. By himself. Wearing gloves instead of mitts.
The whole story can be found here....http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Law/2005/03/07/953038-cp.html
U.S. man who snuck into Canada to visit Internet sweetheart won't go to jail
By STEVE LAMBERT
WINNIPEG (CP) - After sneaking across the border in bone-chilling weather to meet his Internet sweetheart, Charles Gonsoulin has learned that love can sometimes hurt.
The Los Angeles-born maintenance man pleaded guilty Monday to illegally entering Canada. He will be deported, but not before having all of his fingers and half of his toes amputated because of severe frostbite.
"He didn't really know that there could be any place on earth this cold, this inhospitable," defence lawyer Mike Cook said at Gonsoulin's sentencing hearing.
"This is a love story with a very, very sad ending."
There's more to the story. As far as I know, he never does get the girl. But maybe that is all to the good. Watching Darwin in action is always entertaining. Too bad he didn't freeze off his central member instead of just his fingers! Hey, I wonder how he will do the chat rooms without fingers for a keyboard! Women around the world may now rejoice.
Sheeiiit honey...you gotta find one with brains! I grew up around there...you know how hard it is to act cool, and not wear a hat when it is like, minus 30 degrees and WINDY. Where do you think Chicago gets its wind FROM? We send those clippers down from Winnipeg!
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How's that saying go, "Love Makes Fools of Us All?" Truer words were never spoken.
Makes me happy to be a bitter bachelor! :D
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