ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THEPREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticedthe man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved toanother seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had theman arrested.
The case came up in court.The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourthtime and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.
''CASE DISMISSED!!'
2 comments:
A couple of these hit my funny bone.
That last is hilarious. :-D And I love the cat with teeth! Thanks for always giving me a smile.
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