# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What does the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia have in common?Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.