This is culled from my archives..... and it is still as good as it ever wuz....grin! Now if only I could follow the last one!!!
> Don't name a pig you plan to eat.>
> Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.>
> Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.>
> Keep skunks and bankers and Lawyers at a distance.>
> Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.>
> A bumblebee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.>
> Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.>
> Meanness don't jest happen overnight.>
> Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads!>
> Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.>
> Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.>
> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.>
> You cannot unsay a cruel word.>
> Every path has a few puddles.>
> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.>
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.>
> Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.>
> Don't squat down with your spurs on.>
> Don't judge people by their relatives.>
> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.>
> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.>
> Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering' you none.>
> It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.>
> The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.>
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.>
> If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.>
> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.>
> Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.>
> The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.>
> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.>
> Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.>
> Only cows know why they stampede.>
> Always drink upstream from the herd.>
> If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.>
> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.>
> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.>
> You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'till they get thumped'.>
> Never, never, miss a good opportunity to shut up!>
1 comment:
Those are all great. As someone who grew up on a farm, and became a vegan by age 10, I can attest to the truth of #1.
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