Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Conversations...


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?

''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?

'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.

'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

3 comments:

Pat Paulk said...

Too funny!! Fortunately, or, unfortunately, I do.

jel said...

hi Stag,
long time no hear, hope y'all are well!

you and pat are just too funny for words! :)

justagirl said...

LMAO!