Friday, October 26, 2007

News items,

Things you run across when you read the news. This was in the Reuters feed. And no, Jennifer, I did NOT get pictures.......darn it! You will just have to let your imagination run work overtime.



CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.
Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.
The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.
The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.
"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
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6 comments:

Middle Child said...

God but we are a tough bunch down here...funny how aboriginal women are allowed to walk about topless in the dead centre - mtry stopping therm...maybe its reverse discrimination...chrushing beer cans this way could be a celtic tribal tradition... only us mad lot would choose to live where that pub is.

justagirl said...

LMAO!! What the hell are those breasts made of?! Mine don't crush anything, that I know of. Hmmm. Maybe I could do the spoon thing, though. *Goes off to find some spoons....*

STAG said...

We have pictures!

http://8thfloorcube.blogspot.com/

Pacific College Mom said...

MMMMMMMM, where ARE all my spoons? I don't know about the beer cans! Maybe the judge was so tough because he wasn't invited to see the festivities!

justagirl said...

Okay, the spoon thing didn't work either. I must face the fact that I have untalented breasts.

:(

Medusa aka expiringpoet said...

oh dear me...may god protect that woman's husband...