Ian picked up a nice axe as well. This is what HIS axe does to a poor unsuspecting watermelon.
So Lorne, we are all very jealous of your posting, and after a long career of doing the shittiest jobs in the military, we wish you all the best on this tour of fun in the sun. I am sure that you will not create any international incidents in that powder keg in the Med. (Okay, now THAT's just wishful thinking)
I'll be over to check on you around Christmas.