Thursday, June 03, 2010

My friends call me Paddy


A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and
taking his seat as
he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took
the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled, and with an enchanting lilt in her voice
said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac
convention in the United States ."

He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and
she was going
to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded." I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well endowed,
when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it
is the men of
Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm sorry, l do

She said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."


Pacific College Mom said...

Yer a card dear friend!

Middle Child said...

Ahahaha - my irish descent daughter who married a greek Australian will find herself helpless with laughter when is end her this beauty.

Pacific College Mom used the word "card" haven't heard anyone use it this way since before my mum died in 93...she was always calling me a "card"..with affection I think!

Pacific College Mom said...

I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed the post. Our dear friend Bob certainly suits the term! Don't you think? winks back

STAG said...


Pacific College Mom said...

Sorry Bill, my bad...