Thursday, June 03, 2010
My friends call me Paddy
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and
taking his seat as
he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took
the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled, and with an enchanting lilt in her voice
said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac
convention in the United States ."
He swallowed hard.
Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and
she was going
to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded." I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well endowed,
when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it
is the men of
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm sorry, l do
She said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."