Moose stories are always good! (Thanks to Oz for the above pic!) Canadian traffic jam....
Below is the story of two drunken moose. Not sure why I find this funny, but somehow......
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005/11/14/1306604-ap.html
Then of course there are dumb and dumber! The dumb story is this one....
OSLO, Norway -- Norwegian pizza deliveryman Vegard Sjaastad saw a familiar face when a customer handed him a Visa card.
It was Sjaastad's own credit card, with his picture on the back of it.
Complete story is here....http://www.theksbwchannel.com/food/5483008/detail.html
And the dumber story is here. Being blond myself, I can see how a visit to a hollywood home would imply some cocaine. And if I were an "aspiring model" (presumably wearing a tee shirt with a logo saying "who needs brains when I have these!) I might figure that the large block of cheese on the coffee table is actually a brick (OMG!) of cocaine. And if I was "REALLY REALLY STOOPID" I would hire some dude to kill the owners of said coke, er, cheese, in order to rip off the biggest high I could imagine in my wildest dreams! But... it gets worse!
Read all about it here.....http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1206cheesy-plot06-ON.html
Now, THOSE stories should put a smile on your face!
2 comments:
Yes they did, despite being a very crankly Zlanth on a Monday morning!
LOL!!! Who knew you could get drunk on apples and high on cheese?!
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