Friday, September 23, 2005

Women are like apples, Men are like grapes

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good onesbecause they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the groundthat aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along.
The one who's brave enough to climb all the wayto the top of the tree.
Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes and it's up to womento stomp the shit out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with

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Zlanth said...


I'm definitely a grape... More likely a sour grape though, heh. :D

M. C. Pearson said...

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud! I had to spell that one out for this...ROFLOL just doesn't cut it. Very insightful and 'oh, so true'! Great blog...I've got to put this on my favorites list.