Sunday, September 23, 2007

Men


Oily

The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love,and she screamed for five full minutes at the end !"

The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body allover with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes !"


The Italian man said,
"Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours !"
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could youhave possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours ?" The Italianman said, " I wiped my hands on the bedspread."

2 comments:

Frustrated Writer said...

That's funny and actually makes perfect sense.

Pacific College Mom said...

Thanks for making my day, Stag! Oh, and for the funny, too. I saw your posting on my blog, thanks so very much!!!

Love to yours,
PCM