Come November first, we are holding the fifth annual pumpkin slashing contest. Bring those leering jack o lanterns, those sneering evil squash and try out one of my swords. Or perhaps a battle axe. Your chance to stand in the thin blue line to repel the orange hoards before they come to take over!
Everybody is welcome. Cerulian Bill, Cara, Jennifer, Justagirl Jenn, everybody who drops in here but never comments. You know who you are!
Followed by a barbeque and weather permitting, a fine bonfire where we perform the ceremonial roasting of the yellow flesh. (Shaynes' idea I think!)
No we don't need no stinkin rsvp's, it'll be going from noon until...oh, two in the morning I think.